16 10 / 2014

Utahraptor visits home.

Utahraptor visits home.

17 9 / 2014

Don’t rush me, don’t rush me!!

Don’t rush me, don’t rush me!!

02 9 / 2014

Alright guys: stand perfectly still.  I’m almost 85% sure that iguana vision is based on motion.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: a rare example of all four T-Rex sizes in the wild!!]

Alright guys: stand perfectly still.  I’m almost 85% sure that iguana vision is based on motion.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: a rare example of all four T-Rex sizes in the wild!!]

01 9 / 2014

T-Rex is shocked by the imposter among the shoes

T-Rex is shocked by the imposter among the shoes

(Source: twitter.com)

18 8 / 2014

Not exactly a photo, but here’s an animated Wee Rex!

Not exactly a photo, but here’s an animated Wee Rex!

16 8 / 2014

How shall we get to the shops today? By X Wing or on the back of our T-Rex pal?

How shall we get to the shops today? By X Wing or on the back of our T-Rex pal?

(Source: twitter.com)

27 7 / 2014

You’re in the wrong town, Anthropomorphic Burger Buddy.

You’re in the wrong town, Anthropomorphic Burger Buddy.

15 7 / 2014

Sir, I do believe you made this floor look more comfortable than it really is.

Sir, I do believe you made this floor look more comfortable than it really is.

14 7 / 2014

Okay now that we’ve answered WHERE do babies come from, can someone explain WHY do babies come from??

Okay now that we’ve answered WHERE do babies come from, can someone explain WHY do babies come from??

09 7 / 2014

themachineofdeath:

SWEET GAME PHOTO #29 (of 50)

Today’s sweet photo comes from Jessica!

Jessica wins the custom Specialist card above:  the character CHOMPY MCTEETH, who has the special skill to GUM ON IT A WHILE. This will be handy in order to:

  • Grind on something to soften it
  • Really put some marks on a thing
  • Almost bite something in half but nottttttttt quiiiiite

Have fun, Jessica!

To enter to win one of the 21 remaining custom cards, just tweet a creative picture using hashtag #machineofdeath!

Chompy McTeeth, huh